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Goat Simulator App Download

iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better.**

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your mobile dreams have finally come true!

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

* You can be a goat
* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
* MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
* In-game physics that bug out all the time
* Seriously look at that goat's neck
* You can be a goat

Goat Simulator App User Reviews & Comments

Best game ever made and that ever will be madeThis game changed my life for good and bad. It changed it for the good because I’ve never been more happy than when I’m play goat simulator, but it changed for the bad when that was all I could do as it was so amazing. I’ve never felt more at home in a virtual world than in goat simulator. For a few months, my device wasn’t turned off at all, rarely running anything other than goat simulator. I didn’t sleep, I rarely ate, and never got up to use the bathroom. I had more pressing matters at hand- playing goat simulator. I did the math, and I spent roughly 2600 hours playing goat simulator, which is equivalent to around 7 years of playtime. To end my review of this game, nae, more than a game- a lifestyle, goat simulator is the best thing that has ever come to this planet, and you won’t regret spending time in this wonderful second life..Version: 1.9.7

Great, but crashesI totally love this game. It’s fun, relaxing, and motivational. However, I play this game on iPad Pro, and sometimes, the game crashes for no reason. It’s not a major issue, like once every 15 minutes, but still a little annoying. Second, I’ve played this game for about a week, and I’ve already gotten all the goats you can get without money, and done all the objectives. The only reason I play this game now is if I don’t have internet and am sick of rolling sky. If you could add some new goats or new objectives that were really challenging but not impossible, I would definitely give this game 5 stars..Version: 1.9.7

A Message To Coffee Stain StudiosI do like the game but... a few updates would be nice? Why can’t you go to space? Why is Low Gravity Testing Facility gone? Also, where is Builder Goat and Uncle Goat? Those are my favorite goats. I guess you don’t need Uncle Goat since you have Spider Goat. But can you add Builder Goat and Uncle Goat to the modern console versions please? (PS4/Xbox One)Also can you add a feature to combine goats in the mobile version? Before I go away, thanks for making a mobile version of Goat Simulator because I like it so much! Sincerely, A big fan of Goat Simulator.Version: 1.9.7

This could be a joke..So I know that there are an abundance of simulators consisting of animals and such. But one day I was searching out some unpopular games. And I think I struck gold. But anyways, now I don’t know how much you earn by Goat Simulator. But my main concern is four or five minutes in it freezes. And it only keeps working when I go to the home screen and come back. Please focus on this issue. Please. Also, I’m not known by my friends at school nor my family to “spam” emojis, but here are some anyways:🌜🌞🌳🌜🐷🐧🐭🐦👠👔👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👘👵👨‍🌾👴🏿👩🏿‍🎓👱‍♀️😨😪😱😮🤭. Also, to show that I do in fact have christ in my life, I think I remember a bible passage and scripted it here: “Adam named the animals one by one “frog, cat, snake, etc etc.”, And yes, I take nothing seriously..Version: 1.9.7

If you’re still deciding, read this.This game is a simple concept: You’re a goat. You are pretty dumb and do stupid but funny things. If that’s not the sum of this game, I don’t know what is. You can be a goat, and goats are pretty awesome right? Even if a penguin is a goat. Even if it wears a dress. Even if it’s an ostrich in disguise. Even if it’s a whale. Even if it summons whales. Even if it’s really just a moving rock that runs people over and makes them beg for mercy. You can be all those things, and in this game, they count as goats with pretty rad names. The animations are hilariously realistic, the people are hilariously realistic, the items are normally just realistic. (Except for that faulty treadmill, that thing is just hilarious and not realistic at all.) I sound like a broken record, but this pretty idiotic game deserves every ounce of credit in the universe. Even though it’s idiotic. If you have money, just throw it all into Goat Simulator games and be happy forever. That’s what you call buttering up game developers..Version: 1.9.7

Nice game but can use some fixesLike make some more goats and the whale one I don't like cause u can like not move at all not even in ocean and make more maps and not make it to hard to find the goat metals and I only have one more goat metal until I collect all of them and fix the bugs this is my new iPad and ya this gets glitched up so u better fix it or else I'm deleting this game and putting a thumbs down and going to tell people to not buy this game and if u all ready have it get rid of it and I'm telling my freinds and other people to delete this game so u better fix ok you got dat and also some people all ready hate dis game so fix it and make the other games u made that are like $4 99 so do some thing about it.Version: 1.9.4

It’s a great game but I want something to start going againEver since goat simulator games have came out every year, I loved them, but when that stopped, I was sad. I want some new goat simulator games because I completed all of them. Here’s an idea, goat simulator cruise (I don’t got a good name for it) the map is basically a cruise ship, having 12 floor in the boat. It can be a made up boat or a boat from real life. I feel like it would make many fans happy that the games start being made again. I miss the new games being released..Version: 1.9.7

Amazing, but...I absolutely love this game. There is so much to do, and it is lots of fun. There is only one downside. In the description, it says “Delete all the bugs that crash the app”. I play on an iPad mini 2, on iOS 11.4.1., and I just saw...THE GAME HAS NOT BEEN UPDATED IN 10 MONTHS!!! There is this REALLY annoying bug that makes it so when I switch goats, it crashes very frequently. Please devs, fix this bug, it has annoyed me for so much time. Last time I played, (about 1 year ago) it still had that bug. Until now I decided to re download the app, only to find...it was never updated. All I say, PLEASE fix this issue..Version: 1.9.7

Pc upgradeFirst of all i would like to say that i have been playing the xbox, pc, and mobile version of the game, including the dlcs, for a very long time now. This game is certainly unique and is packed with content. This game is my favorite game. Whenever i play this everyone asks me, “but why?” I tell them, nothing, because i keep playing. this game is never boring and i never get tired of it, so thank you Coffee Stain. With that, i now go to my suggestions. Now these suggestions are not for additional content, kind of. First, if you can, a graphics update for mobile version would be great. Like the PC goat simulator graphics, hence the name of this review. Next, i would love if you could port PC content onto the mobile. Like just extending the map(from pc) and adding some other content from pc. Thats all, but i know its still too much to ask for. I’m just suggesting the next updates. Again, thank you for creating such an amazing game that we all love..Version: 1.9.7

Goat sim is ridiculously fantasticSo u got this game first like a year ago and I was like, “kewl game bad graphics Hilarious animations, all kewl” and so then I was making room for another game and i deleted goat sim. Then i found myself wondering, “I did not unlock that one goat” or “why the flip did I delete this game!?” So I re-downloaded it and I was like “so that’s why I was so bored!!” Lol and so I unlocked all the goats, did everything in the game, and deleted it cause there was simply nothing else to do in the game. I loaf da game 5 stars -Ash76wolfgirl.Version: 1.9.7

Bought the bundle, shared it with my wifeOne day, the baby was cranky. I mirrored my screen to the Apple TV, put this game on, and my sixteen month old baby watched in confused delight. Then my wife was like, “Oo! Lick that wind turbine! Ooo! Lick the roller coaster!! Oh, I want this game!!” By then, it was back to full price. So I set up family app sharing. Now she put down Elder Scrolls to run around as a Tall Goat giraffe, licking people and dragging them on adventures hurdling through cyber space after ramming gas station pumps.🦒 Good times. Not to get all squishy or anything, but this game series came out the year we started dating. Now we have a house, a baby, and a 4K flatscreen TV. So, we were a little romantic/nostalgic for things made in 2014. So, of COURSE we both had to have it. And lick it. Yes. We want to lick the game. Deal with it.🐐🐐🐐 Please add werewolves. :3 And maybe a kangaroo..Version: 1.9.7

I LOVE ITZI love this game it is SO FUN the goats look cool the quality looks cool but I kinda think goat city bay is more fun than goatville I love the quality to it to I love the music SO MUCH I just love playing it so much I could play this game FOR HOURS AND HOURS I’m just so addicted I love MMO I don’t even know what that means doe I JUST REALLY LOVE THIS GAME ITS SO COOL AND FUN I’m so addicted to it that I have it on iPad another iPad Xbox to AND AO MUCH MORE CONSOLES honestly the thing I love about it is it’s quality-music AND THE WHOLE ENTIRE GAME ITS JUST SO ADDICTING I WOULD JUST SIT THERE AND WORRY BOUT NOTHING CAUSE IM SO ADDICTED TO THIS I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH I just wish they came out with a new one thoe and they were free THEY ARE JUST SO FUNNN AND ADDICTING.Version: 1.9.7

Good game I like it but, no bad lags but it needs moreI mean I love it I played it on the Xbox for a few days nonstop but in rating between the Xbox and the iPad the the xbox the Xbox is better. The reason is because you can only play as one goat at a time on the Xbox you can use a bgillion goats at once and the graphics are horrrrraaaaabbbbblllee on the iPad but Xbox my mind was blown away and some goats you cannot play on different maps I wanted the human and got it on goat payday so I can role play but I Could not play it on a different map that is all I needed to say everything else was funny and stupid 😂🤣😅.Version: 1.9.7

Wow!This game is amazing. And incredibly silly. I mean, you're a goat, rampaging through a town (and city (and a school) to collect trophies and other "goats". AND you don't need WiFi to play. So many of my favorite games need WiFi. There are some glitches, but what Coffee stain studios game doesn't have them? That's what makes their games hilarious. There's a strange problem where I occasionally fall through the world surface. Easily remedied by respawning. I find the goat lovers in Goat City quite amusing, and all the achievements are gut-busting. (Love the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy references). Over all, I highly recommend this game. Please continue to make games Coffee Stain Studios!.Version: 1.9.7

Great game.... just two things thoughIt’s a great game to play, but whenever I record something and I press save at the end, the screen automatically turns black and logs me out, so I look in photos to see if it’s there, but nope. And after I play like 5 minutes in the game, the screen freezes and logs me out when I’m doing something, like putting all the cars together on the party roof and blowing them up along with the citizens. It’s still a great game to play, it’s just those two problems. Besides cars blow up way too easily when they touch each other..Version: 1.9.7

I wanna see the old human skinsGoat simulators my fav but I miss the old skins for the humans there too funny but they s look weird I juts love it because look at videos where the old goat simulator looked more fun wacky rage 5 mic drop Update: well why can you not make the textures of the game look beautiful it be amazing if your reading this do it or this game gets one star four stars for now or steal from the Xbox one might be copyrighted even thow it’s your game or just say graphics from Xbox or pc also can you have a add mod thing and a stage builder I mean UPDATE for these options coffee stain you done nothing to your games for years what happened your in bankruptcy jeezs.Version: 1.9.7

Greatest Time Waster Ever!!Ok this is not just going for this one game it is going for the whole Goat Simulator series thus far! So boy do I love these games, they are great time wasters for if you are on a plane or a just bored! It is just so fun to cause havoc to the different places such as Space, Goatville, Goat City Bay, an Apocalyptic Island City filled with zombies, a Fantasy themed land and so many more! This has also given me many good laughs at the funny glitches and Easter eggs Goat Sim is the only game glitches are a good thing! So I would highly recommend getting all five games and I hope Coffee Stain Studios keeps making them! Anyways I love all these games so much!!!.Version: 1.9.7

Best game in the goatverseSo this game is the best . Seriously . I begged my mom for this game . When I got it , I barely regretted it . Okay first off , the slendergoat in goat city bay is way to creepy. It gave me nightmares for 2 days. So please do whatever you can to make it less scarier. Second of all, I just need to ask this question .... HOW DO YOU GET THE FRICKING REPULSIVE GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Third of all , I read other people’s reviews about this game . They all say that they hate the bug . But I think it is hilarious!! Like When your just about to heatbutt a cheerleader, crash !! 🤣😂 . Fourth of all , Have you ever looked at the goat ‘s neck 🤣😂. Fifth of all , in goatville , how come those idiots are holding up signs that say No Pointy Food !! Are carrots poison ? So keep doing what you do Coffe Stains .Sixth of all , Why is it called Coffe Stain ? Did the CEO get a Coffe stain on his shirt . 🤣😂 . This game is so good that people that say” I hate goat simulator or don’t give this game a 5 or 4 star should be arrested . It would be called the goat law . Anyway got to go . Bye Coffe Stains ( and whoever the CEO is ).Version: 1.9.7

The most annoyingest bug EVER!Like it’s fun unlocking goats but this is the most annoying bug I know it’s fun but this bug.... glitch is the unlocking goats like I was stoned goat and I got that kinda party girl goat then I shot that guy with the painting and I transformed and I got crashed from the game please fix this like I unlock 3 goats and I crash fix it also add a new goat for this::::the zombie card*from goatz*this goat is in goatz and its a free card in goat simulator take this goat hard to get like the way to get this goat is to kill 2 zombies and kill 2 spitters and you get the zombie goat so this goats ability:is to infect and make other zombies infect humans like in the real game zombies infect humans but not in this game so add this goat pleaaaaaaase :).Version: 1.9.7

This is too creepy...I’m only writing this because on my Xbox on goat simulator something creepy happend. Me and my brother were just playing for a while until both of our screans started getting blurry. Then we came across it. It was a red unside down star. We saw the red goat inside the star. We thought it was the devil because it was red and was an upside down star. This was found in a dark cave. Every thing else was fine but this. I am not happy about this devil stuff. Pls try to fix this. Take it out of the game and try to talk to the other creators if they might of added this..Version: 1.9.7

Great game, but...Please fix this glitch: When I am playing the game randomly crashes. I have the newest version and use a iPad Pro. Also there is not much to do in the school map, at least nothing very exciting. In goatville you can blow up a train, play with a rag doll, obliterate Coffee Stains Studios, or jet pack off a crane. In the city (I forgot its name) you can fly on a firework, get yourself flung off a rollercoaster, beat up the ninja turtles in the sewers (lol) or blast a hotel cafe. What can you do in the school map? Well, catch book thieves, draw graffiti on the walls, and make a statue of your goat (TNT involved). Hmmm.... lacks the craziness of the other maps. So maybe add some more exciting stuff in the school. Also I have an idea for a map, an airport. You can blow up a plane (huge explosion, obliterates most of the stuff near it) pull bizarre things out of suitcases (like a T-Rex) and more. Also a goat idea would be the Caffeine Goat that you get by drinking coffee. When you tap POW, the goat goes crazy. Maybe a Slither Goat, which is like a snake goat. Also, please make glass breakable, I think that would add much more fun to the game. Maybe you can add a friends system, so like if someone has a friend that plays Goat Sim, you can send them a friend request, and if the other player accepts, you can play together. Well that’s all. Thanks for reading 😄.Version: 1.9.7

More goat PlzI have some suggestions on goats ps I might go over board : goat 1. A warrior cat goat from warrior cats and that when you Press pow the entire map becomes a Forest with Prey where u can hunt it so it a warrior cat role play in goat sim. Goat 2. Unicorn bird cat wolf goat it a goat that can fly do everything acts like a cat and a wolf so cool I made that animal up! Goat 3 a animal goat when u press pow a keypad comes up you type the animals name up and u turn into that animal also make more worlds and can u make a multiplayer also can we have a gamer name plz bye xd.Version: 1.9.7

Small but annoying bugSo, as you may know, with the new update you can play as goats from the other simulators (if you have any). I have this game and Waste of Space. The bug is when you are playing as a cow in Goatville or Goat City Bay, your cow baas instead of mooing. But when you go to the school, you moo. I noticed something when you spawn in in Goatville and Goat City Bay. When you spawn in, it first shows a goat and then the cow, in the school it doesn't. Maybe thats why the cow baas in Goatville and Goat City Bay and not the school? I came here to ask: can you fix this?.Version: 1.9.5

I love this game butOh my gosh I love this game so much!!! Me and my BFF playing this game. My favorite is goat lake city so awesome. I think when you ride the boat to the island there should be a better way to get back. I also think you should be able to invite friends because as I said before me and my BFF play this game all of the time. I feel like you should let the goat drive a car. I watch tutorials of goat simulator and whenever they are at the first one they always have different stuff than me and my BFF. How is that possible. I also think you should be able to unlock the other worlds so we don’t have to buy them. I asked for the other worlds for my birthday. I hope you take my advice. I love this game. Thanks. Bye👋🏻.Version: 1.9.7

🐐The Best Goat Game!🐐Hello, Coffee Stain Studios, in this review I will be going over bugs, pros, and cons. First off on our bugs list, a bug that I encountered was this: when I was space goat (Goatville map) I went into the fighting ring and won. However, I did not become “Slender Goat” as of doing this. I am on mobile, so that is what I suspect to be the problem. Second off, our cons list. Although targeted to be a funny goat game, you cannot have a mate, babies, etc. Also, there are no cops, firefighters, prisons, etc to roam in. Another huge factor is the graphics. There isn’t many pixels, realistic models, or animations. Don’t worry, we’re almost done! Now for the pros list. You have many quests, goats, and maps to choose from. Although small, the maps have many fun activities to keep you entertained while your goat ravages throughout the map. There are many Easter eggs, as well as nice little touches to really make the game feel action packed. Alright, now that we’ve gotten past all that, I’ll give you a short conclusion. Goat Simulator is a action packed silly game with many quests, maps, and goats to play with. Do I think it’s worth the money? Yes! In conclusion, Goat Simulator is the best animal game I’ve ever played. P.S. Thank you for reading this! You do not need to add anything to the game, these are just suggestions!.Version: 1.9.7

HehehahaThis game is ok I love it but there are three things that I wanna mention the Repulsive Goat has a big glitch and it is whenever I press pow in water, my legs, head, and toung go everywhere. But it is funny so do not fix 2, the hex goat is funny but I am a Christian and so the thing that says “reverses evelution.” Was pretty sad to me 3. What am I supposed to do with the wale? Like I can’t control same with the jet pak I cannot control. That’s all. I normally don’t write reviews so I wrote this one very long.🤣😂😝 so also one more thing is that In a cemetery there was a glitch there was something with long legs long toulng long arms long head flopping aroughd also people get stuck in the walls I’m on a ipod so I thought this would work. Bye ps pls read.Version: 1.9.7

CREATER PLEASE READ AND RESPOND⭐️⭐️Hi! This game is super fun! I got it and barley regretted it. It was a great game for me because there are not a lot of glitches which is super good for a game like this. I would just like to ask the creator is we could have for places in this single game. It’s 6-7 dollars so if I’m going to spend that much money, I want to have the best experience ever. I would love to be able to ride the rides(the rollercoaster) without falling out right away. I would also like to have more goat characters we don’t have to buy. We already payed 6 dollars why need to buy armored stuff again??Otherwise this game is super fun, funny, and awesome. 5 stars for sure! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️👉🏻👈🏻🥺.Version: 1.9.7

This game is really importantHi. I’ve played this game before and I love it and I recommend it because it is good for your health. It is downloading right now and it’s taking a while but it is worth it. This game is very fun and easy. I get addicted to watching the goat jump on the trampoline because it is fun. I love exploring the city and enjoying life as a goat. I do not recommend playing this game in public because you might get some dirty looks as if what you are playing is odd. I still think that this game is very important and should be on everyone’s device whiteout anyway of deletion..Version: 1.9.7

BEST GAME EVER ITS HILARIOUS!!This game is AMAZING!!!! There is absolutely nothing wrong with it! It’s hilarious!! The only thing that could be fixed is humans. I think that the best part of this game is that you have missions to unlock goats with abilities. I don’t think that I have played a better game in my life!!! I do think that there could be more goats and more places to go. I also think that to find out how to unlock goats is pretty hard though. They think of the weirdest things in this game. This is an amazing game and I recommend it to all of the simulator fans and it’s worth the money. I hope you like my review. THIS APP IS AMAZING!!!!.Version: 1.9.7

So stinking awesome and funny!I thought this game was not going to be fun but when I played it on my cousins tablet I had to download it on mine when I first played it it made me laugh so hard I give it a five star rating but I have some just suggestions, I have found 17 trophies already but I can’t find the other two can you make it a little easier to find the last two trophies. And when you get in the other worlds they don’t track your trophies and what the heck does lick the sugar mean?.Version: 1.9.7

I'm dying 😂This app is HILARIOUS. Five minutes after downloading, I could not stop laughing. It's so full of absurd glitches, almost completely crash free, and so delightfully pointless that it's actually a great game. Reading the description, I wondered if the fact that they only fix crashes would make the game impossible to play because of all the forgotten glitches they INTENTIONALLY do not fix. But if you also think that, you need to get out of that mindset right now. This game is awesome, and the glitches make it even more hilarious. (This app is going to be the death of me. Often I laugh so hard I cannot breathe. So literally, this app might very well be the death of me. RIP WildDragonGirl1...).Version: 1.9.7

Play this or you will not have livedOk this is a great game. And I can see why it’s hilarious to drag people around with your tounge (lol) but that’s the first issue. Sometimes when I try to drag people around the person will get stuck in the ground and stay there. Next is the other games. Please make them free so that we can all have fun without making are bank mad at us becuase we waisted money on another game. And about the goats. I want more goats with more things and I want more things to do with the already existing ones. And more maps would be good to and if that maps were bigger than that would be even better. Other than that this is one of the best games I’ve ever played. (Also the bundle to get all of the games in one will save you time and money than to buy them all saprately).Version: 1.9.7

I love it!!!! 😆First off when I started I was thrilled to cause mischief around town, I got the Giant Goat and rolled over stuff and exploded a gas station! Then I got the Fantasy pack and got the Epic Goat, Flappy Goat and the Old Goat. I didn’t know animals that weren’t technically goats in this game had their own specific baa! Plus, if you tap POW fast enough when in the air as Flappy Goat, you end up slowly going up! So the Flappy Goat can actually fly! But only for a little while via your finger will get tired. The glitches are so bad their good!!! I’d play this game every day if I had to! And you could too! I suggest downloading this game! 🙂.Version: 1.9.7

Good, but it crashesI have been playing Goat Simulator after I saw someone else play it and it looked like a lot of fun. And it is. I love how yo have to do certain quests to get goats and all the badges you can get. I love taking people to some random place maybe dropping them in the water or in the sewer. I love the quests with a “special prize” at the end such as a goat! My favorite quest was the kids vandalizing the school and you had to get them. The only problem is when it crashes. It will crash randomly when I am “licking” them or when there are many objects near. Please fix this. 👌.Version: 1.9.7

BEST SIMULATOR GAMEI Never Played Goat Simulator until i saw it on the App Store and I saw that Bundle of All 5 Goat Simulators Including the Original Goat Simulator. I bought the Bundle because I had the money and IT IS FUN. All 5 Goat Simulators Are AMAZING and i was glad i got the Bundle because All 5 Goat Simulators cost more than 7.99$ and When i saw this Bundle it was worth All 7.99$. The Thing i wish for is a New Goat Simulator Game Because more games, MORE FUN. If you will not make another Goat Simulator, It’s ok because the 5 Goat Simulators you have made is still GREAT. Keep up the Good Work and Funniest they Contain. 🐐🐐🐐.Version: 1.9.7

Needs more details......This app is a great game! I played all of them and realized the later it’s release, the more detail there is. This one started getting dull for me. Can you maybe add more details from other games? For starters, maybe use the vehicle models from Payday. And maybe add the Water texture from Payday if you can. Maybe breakable glass like on pc or something. You don’t have to add it if you don’t want to or if you can’t! I would understand that because mobile games have limitations. It would mean a lot to me if you can. I’m sure I’m not the only person who wants this. Anyways, great game I love it! Five Stars!.Version: 1.9.7

SO GOOOOOOOD but needs som changesThis is the greatest game I ever played it has a lot of goats and it’s so easy to get points very nice game coffee stain studios this game is really good I eventually deleted because I didn’t have any more space plus payday kept making me feel like I had to Paul and it made my head hurt and made me bored please fix goat payday it is a very good game but that game out of the 3 is very annoying because I keep on feeling sick when I play it and please put easier levels to get the goats oh and forgot to mention make the one with the goat with the barbarian hat on yeah that one can u make that game free cause I really want to get it again and good job making the goat with the wings I love that goat in the game..Version: 1.9.7

Thanks for making me believe!So I guess the fact that this game is purposefully buggy has got everyone’s goat. Welp, let me just point something out to you entitled 10 year olds, this game was originally a physics test. And the developers were amazing enough to gift the utter goatliness to mankind. I hope you’re having a rotten day if you said this game is overpriced or too buggy you chauvinist swine! I have no idea what that means, but feminists say it. Anyway, take the crowbar you got for a hl3 prayer meeting and shove it down your wallet to get the money so you can buy this game. Peace!.Version: 1.9.7

Love goats; love these games!Any bugs will be fixed I am confident. I look forward to more variations on goat antics! If you’ve ever had goats you know there is unlimited material! Heck-try a Holiday version of a goat in the toy store-eating decorations & such. Possibilities are limitless! Please keep up the fun for us with development of apps. If you need ideas, ask the goat lover community for material! I love goats and have loved these games since first inception!! I had one of the highest scores for a while; probably because I just used the same moves my own goats did when on one of their “rampages”— usually when being denied a treat! 🐐🐐🐐.Version: 1.9.7

Really fun but...This game is, well... goat simulator, the only problem that I have with it (which is why I gave it four stars and not five) is that it needs to get updated, it needs to get iPhone X support and it needs to have better graphics, it looks like it’s being played on an iPhone 5 on every device, now that’s playable for sure, but it can look way better, I bet it can almost look (or look exactly) like console and pc graphics. So yeah, other than the fact that they need to update how it looks, it’s fine. Fun game, funny broken gameplay, everything is great, it could just look waaay better on mobile, and have the same soundtrack as console and pc, it’s missing some music..Version: 1.9.7

I love this game, but I have a suggestionTo Coffee Stain Studios, I love this game you made. I love all the hard work you put into the goat simulator games. I play the goat simulator games games on Xbox and iPad. Which brings me to my next point. My favorite part of the game is playing in co-op. So it would be cool if you added an online option of on iPad and Xbox, so I can play goat simulator with my friends online on Xbox and I can also play with my sister on our iPads when the TV is in use. Thank you for this awesome game, it has really brought me and my sister together. So thank you for this awesome and wacky game and I can't wait for what the future beholds for this game. Keep up the good work..Version: 1.9.7

Great game😋😋This game is my favorite game ever I have all the goats I would like for you to add more goats like A dragon pls make a new map like a zoo where you can release animals and unlock a peanut launcher goat from recking the peanut stand and unlock different animals 🐷🐮🐻🦁🦊🐶🐭🐰🦅🐦🦆🐥🐺🐌🦇I would love to drive cars like in some other goat simulators I love the town and city the school should have more things to do I love this game pls add more goats and a zoo I would love it this 5 dollars was so worth it this is my favorite game keep up the good work😋😋😋😋🤩also pls make the graphics a little better and my game one time crashed pls fix that thanks 👍😺😺😺😺😺👊🏾👊👉🏿🤚🏻🤚🏻👉🏿👉🤚🏻💪🏼💄🤲🏻👍👍🏼🤜🏽👌🏾☝🏿.Version: 1.9.7

Fun and destruction!This game is ridiculous, yet entertaining. I find that running around, exploding things, getting blasted across the map and just plain destroying things is very fun and awesome to do, I was lucky enough to get the Goat simulator when it was free and I think it’s a amazing game! Even though there is the bugs in it, like crashing at random moments, getting glitched into something and the lag, but otherwise I can live with that. I don’t need the other Goat simulators, this one is just fine. 👍 It’s worth getting if you like ridiculous things like a goat that rampages in a city causing destruction..Version: 1.9.7

It’s goodU know the other goat sims well this one is the first I downloaded on my apple ipad sure some of the glitches and crashes can be a little of the rail but out of that it’s really good I only have 2 more goat sims to download right now I only have wast of space the new normal and the pay day there good and all but one thing. Pleassss ad more things and uoadate some of the sims cuz I finished a full 2 of the sims I have and it got boring but the wast of space is good until I write another review on the wast of space that’s it all I want is updates on the goat sims so bye I’m done with this long review.Version: 1.9.7

Lol I got a glitch that crashed my game no hate I think it’s actually funnySo I just bought the all unlockable goats thing and I had the tornado goat equipped and I was running around a bit and all of a sudden I go through the world and my game crashed lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. And I have one more glitch that I think is HILARIOUS so if you get the repulsive goat and go to Ragdoll mode and tap POW and you get a slender goat that freaks out and I start flying and launched all over the place 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope I find more glitches like to hilarious..Version: 1.9.7

Rain rain go away don’t come back another day...HELLO Could you...the storm at my...my lord it sounds like it is hailing jeez! Ok! Would you be able to make a China made looking little doll you can be? Could you make a um oh I think it’s hailing :p it extremely long and loud. I just looked out my window and it is just🌊💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💧💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🌊💦💦💦⛈⛈⛈💦💦💦🌊⛈🌩⛈⛈🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫it will literally not stop. As I was just saying “ahem” could you make a ADORABLE LOOKING BUNNY that is fox colored with cat ears and not bunny ears please if you do THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! Bye :3...(whispers).Version: 1.9.7

Great except....I love this game and all, like no offense it’s very interesting and fun although two things that could be better: 1 Glitches a lot. One time in the school map I kicked the prom queen into the wall and she couldn’t come out. 2 Crashes whenever it gets too crazy. But other then these small and often especially the first hilarious errors this game is about perfect. I have a iPad 7 and I used a iPad 3 before and there were many more crashes. So less recent devices may struggle in my opinion. But otherwise perfect app I would recommend downloading it..Version: 1.9.7

Deviland swear wordsSo.. I have been playing for 2-3 years and then I played it almost every day and every day I played it we had a bad spirit in our house something was off when I played it with my volume in front of my mom and we noticed that there was bad words and my mom looked it up and it turned out that it did and in one review the same thing happens to me my screen went blank then I saw a red goat it looked like the devil and my mom searched up on it more and I turned out that a goat stands for the devil and my mom banned me from it and so it’s not the best game in the world but I’ve seen better so all the kids out there DONT DOWNLOAD And creaters sorry if I sound rude but it’s just my opinion sorry bye please respond if wanted bye 🤞🏻.Version: 1.9.7

Incredibly goofy, fun, and creative!The fact that you can lick something and bring it with you and accidentally hit something or someone is goofy and not only that, it’s a free roam game where you can do whatever you want! That’s the thing that makes it really fun, it’s super creative because I think you can be a literal bolder, even a giraffe, I have t say, the giraffe is my favorite. Good job on this game and for your last game you made called PAYDAY, I encourage you to make more of these cause it’s really unique and out of the ordinary. People would really love to see more of these and I hope you continue to make games like these! Have a wonderful day and take your time on creating games..Version: 1.9.7

Recommend a different platformSo, if you have a computer, Xbox, PlayStation, or Nintendo Switch, I recommend getting the game or it’s full collection (Goat Simulator: The Goaty, worth the price) on one of those platforms. These platforms have better graphics and more features than the mobile version. Wondering whether to buy this at all? Here’s one info: Goat Simulator is a game where you play as a goat (obviously) and run around destroying as much as possible. Your character options aren’t limited to only a goat, though; you can unlock other animals, as well as mutations of the normal goat, as you play the game. It’s funny, and I recommend buying it. The three small maps provided by this mobile version might get boring after a while, though. Like I said, I recommend the full collection on a different platform, which gives you millions of things to unlock and discover. If you don’t have those platforms though, I recommend just getting the plain game on mobile. And if you have a computer but you’re worried the game’s rated M, you can turn of all the things that gave it that rating when starting the game..Version: 1.9.7

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Best sim ever!I love this game because it is a one of a kind simulator and the rag doll physics are amazing! I really want another goat simulator because all the games are just incredible..Version: 1.9.7

Good gameIt’s a great game where you get to run wild as a goat with a very sticky tongue. You can cause lots of crazy mayhem, do stupid but fun things, as a goat! One of my personal favourite features of the game is the bouncy castle, where you bounce really high and flip like crazy! Altogether, it is a great game..Version: 1.9.7

Please update this gameHey coffee Stan I like this game but can you please update it starting to get a little boring now so can you please add more stuff in thank you.Version: 1.9.7

Can you please make it like the computerCan you make more goats like on the computer and Xbox and make it so you can have all the goats like from all the different games and be able to mix two different goats together pls love your games and pls make more!😋🙏.Version: 1.9.7

GOATS RULE 🐐The best game with my 2nd fav animal and guess what I completed all of the goat sims it was so fun!but now I can’t do anything sure I can do quests but I kinda want another goat sim cause it’s so fun I want an other cause there sooooo fun.Version: 1.9.7

Fix the zoomIn the games you used to be able to zoom in and out. Now that u can't I'm frustrated. Please make it so you are able to zoom in and out again. Thx team plz fix!.Version: 1.9.4

Epic game butThis game is amazing and very good quality. but the only thing this game needs is MULTIPLAYER I mean you can play with friends FRIENDS and that would make my day if you consider it thanks😁.Version: 1.9.7

I love this gameI think that goats are extremely funny 😂 and I like goat sim a lot but there’s this glitch when I head but a truck and when it explodes I get flung 100 metres from it into the sky! So please fix this otherwise I have no complaints about goat simulator.Version: 1.9.7

Needs new stuff!I love this game, I play it with my friends on the Xbox 1. But, to be honest, it gets a bit boring after a while, it would be wayyyy better if you could add more stuff to the games to make it more fun. Like, maybe make the maps bigger. Thank you !.Version: 1.9.7

🦋🐊Hey can you please release another update with more content or something because I feel it’s a really good game but it’s getting a bit boring and not really worth the price by the way love the game hope u can discount some of the other ones.Version: 1.9.7

Great fun!!This is a great game but could you put in a new free map?! I love goat sim and I was happy to pay for it but i would love a new level that’s free! Thanks.Version: 1.9.7

OmgthisissoamazingthatiforgothowtoputspacesIt's absolutely FANTASTIC! I love it! Random, silly and the physics are great! But there is one thing that would make it 250 times better! Multiplayer! Fun with friends, how can you resist? It would be great for you to consider. Thanks so much! 😘.Version: 1.9.4

Great!!The first time I played this game I thought it was good. Then all the other times I played it it was still good. So I’m giving a Raiting of...10%10!!! So this game is amazingly great 👍🏻 even you can change your skin. WOW 🤩 =).Version: 1.9.7

Please please do thisOk so listen, i have all goats in the whole game (exept for the ones that are for other goat sim games you made) and im so bored please add more goats and more maps for free because this game is boring ive started over 5 times bc i was so bored 😓😒 so if you add more things i will love this game i barely play it now bc its so boring....Version: 1.9.7

Really good seriesI’ve got most of the goat simulator games, they are so funny and random. I think you should make a superhero goat simulator with funny characters like bat goat or iron goat. Great series keep up the good work.Version: 1.9.7

XDBest game ever! Though it has bugs they are the funny bugs that make the game so funny! My favourite bug would be the deformed goat at the graveyard in one of the maps (I forget what one).Version: 1.9.7

Epicnesssssssss!I’m so glad I found this game on YT! There is no possible way anyone could give this a 1 star rate! I never tire of it, there is a billion things I even discovered today!.Version: 1.9.7

Changing prices!For some reason the prices keep changing and I don’t like it because it is super annoying so plz keep it to a reasonable price but still a good game.Version: 1.9.7

Rampant Reptiles!Make a dragon goat which is Otachi. When you press jump, the dragon goat takes off. When you press pow, the dragon goat sprays corrosive acid from it’s mouth which can melt steel. P.S. Otachi is a kaiju that resembles a dragon..Version: 1.9.7

Love game and I was wondering...I’ve been playing this game for a while and it’s one of the best games I’ve ever played + I have the whole series. I was wondering about the goatville high, is it based of the game “Life is strange”! I just started playing it and realised the layout was kinda the same and also I saw the blue butterfly that u see in the toilet scene at the beginning of life is strange. If it is then it’s really cool and u did a great job👍. If u can possibly respond plz do! UPDATE! I just realised that the girl next to the butterfly 🦋 is called cloé which is like Chloe from ‘life is strange’ so I guess I answered my own question. Love that though cuz I love that game and I recently finished playing the entire series, also know where the SHAKA BRA came from (hint. life is strange). Plz make another goat game cuz I love ur series! BYEEEEEE..Version: 1.9.7

Great game but...I know what I’m writing isn’t about this game but another one of your products. Goat Simulator MMO has a 80% discount and i’m 21 cents off (and i’ve ran out of money...). This suggestion is very unlikely to come true but it will make my day if you change the price to $0.99? Can the discount only be available for a couple days, that way I am guaranteed to get the discount. Please reply for possibilities/your opinion. - A gamer who is begging for the discount to go the tiniest bit further..Version: 1.9.7

GREAT GAME but a few issues...I love the game, but I want to get more of them and they cost money so I can’t. Also plz add more goats. Something like another reference to another game... I KNOW! A Steve goat! From Minecraft! His power can be building stuff! (Or anything you think is better...) and you can get him by finding a minecraft pickaxe! You would put it in any maps. So yeah! AND KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!.Version: 1.9.7

Developers Plz Fix!So, I’ve just completed goatville and all the quests. I’ve just exited the game. Later on in the day I find that All, and I repeat ALL of my quests were reset. What happened? If a developer sees this, plz fix. It’s very annoying..Version: 1.9.7

Good game but sadThis app is so so fun you can get new goats new trophies you can go in different places you can be free to destroy run and walk but the sad thing is that it crashes so please fix it please please 😕😕😕😕Hehe I’m a little late but hi coffee stain studios when my dad installed this game i was addicted so badly I was on it for about 2 hours nearly! It’s so fun and I love getting all the goats again and again I doubt your really reading this but cool! I wanna say whooo hoo good job keep making games or I’ll get bored 😐 hehe cya coffe stain! Hehe 😉.Version: 1.9.7

Good just one problemCan you please fix that on the newer phones the game doesn’t fill to the full screen like on an iPhone 11 it only fills the middle of the screen and leaves black edges on the sides. Thanks.Version: 1.9.7

🐐 Goats 4 ever people 🐐 👏👏👏Needs a few of those pesky bugs squashed, but a great goat game! Needs a few more things... 1. A brand new map that has a hall, a ball room and a mall ( yes I know everything I listed had 'all' at the end and that's just fine because 'all' of them need to be added. ) 2. Multiplayer so you can play with the person next to you. See who can wreck the most stuff in one minute or something??? 😱 4. Needs a cat goat so it's like a cat ( or is a cat if you want ) and people try to pet it but then you headbutt them away mwha ha ha ha ha 5. Make it so there are more goat fans that follow you around ( like maybe 7 of them ) 6. The map other than goat city bay the one with the construction is a bit boring make it more fun I'm really loving the new school map as well and it was a great idea😄😍👌🏻 Thanks for listening!! Sad kitty. Ps, I'm not sad, I'm really, really happy. 😀.Version: 1.9.4

A few things I think should happenI love these goat sim games but I think you should make more because sometimes it gets a bit boring playing them over and over again. But that’s the only thing I have to say also thankyou for making these wonderful games. From Millie.Version: 1.9.7

Really good but...Pls put multiplayer so your friends or family can play and have fun together but either way it is really really great.Version: 1.9.7

Missing something....OK, now here’s a pretty big nitpick. The console and PC versions are missing a handful of goats such as the Pitcher goat, Swindler goat, Anti gravity goat, and Spider goat. And I those last two goats are my favourite goats in the entire game! Here’s another thing missing, the location variants. This problem kind of adds to the last one because those location variants also contained other goats! There also goats missing on the mobile versions but I won’t complain about that! I play the console version religiously and I seriously want an update fixing these problems..Version: 1.9.7

Two goat simulatorsI was getting a game when goat simulator: pocket edition popped up, it was made by the same developer and everything was the same, just a different name from what I can tell from looking at its page, also I do not mean the other goat simulator games, it was the exact same game from what I can tell.Version: 1.9.7

Goat SimulatorThis game is really really awesome it is worth every penny and it is awesome. One Question how do you get through the holess pipe? Overall this a really great game. PS Try the other versions they are awesome too..Version: 1.9.7

Please make it fit on an iphone x and 11I used to love this game and id play it all the time on my ipad air 2. But recently when i came by this game again i thought id bring back the nostalgic feelings that i had, so i bought the bundle on my iphone x. Turns out since the devs hadn't updated any of the games it wasn’t compatible on the iphone x or 11. Please fix it and ill give this game a 5 stars..Version: 1.9.7

Secret Found! Pls readIf in goat city bay you find the pipe in the lake, you can go inside and : Find TMNT! Turn into a zombie! Get into a street fight! and play mini games! Awesome.Version: 1.9.7

So Nostalgic and GoodI got my first device when I was 6 and this was the first game I started playing. It’s been 6 years and I’m still obsessed..Version: 1.9.7

Very good but add 1 thinkI think this is a very good game but I think you need to add that you can join friends and maybe add hide,n,seek mode.Version: 1.9.7

Amazing!This game is amazing but there’s only one tiny problem I have, this is when I’m changing skins it always glitches.Version: 1.9.7

Great game but........But could you add a bit more people who will fight you just like the turdles? Because the robot goat is so fun to punch stuff that hits you back. You know what I mean? But great game it’s hilarious 😆 Hope you made lots of money -Daniel out.Version: 1.9.7

This game changed my life for the best!Dear coffee stain studios, thank you so much for putting so much time and effort into this series of amazing games! You guys and gals are the best ever! I have loved goats for so long and when i stumbled across this game while cruising through the App Store and instantly was in love with this series of legendary artefacts of games. This game helped me through the toughest time of my life when i was only 8 my father passed away but this game helped me through those tough times. Any time i was sad I snuggled with my goat simulator plush. You guys really did work a miracle 5 times over! Sorry if i might be a bit late to the party but I’ll always be by coffee stain studios side. You people took a simple concept and turned it into the best game of all time. Its been 2 years since I’ve met paths with this game and it honestly feels like destiny. I wish you guys luck through this hard time of sickness and i wanted to tell you guys you are the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time) and thank you for all you have done. Even if nobody ever reads this comment i want you, coffee stain studios, to know you changed my, and millions of others lives for the better. Our team will reunite with our inner goats and go (at) on no matter how difficult the time is. This has been Javier age 10 and now To you who might be reading this, bleat out. 🐐.Version: 1.9.7

AWSOME but....It’s my fav game but there is something wrong when I completed a challenge I feel obviously happy but 2 min later it says that I haven’t done it yet. Please fix this.Version: 1.9.7

Hi.. few thingsHi so I love the game but I only have one series and I was wondering if you could add more goats like lion goats or any big cat goat if you want and maybe a normal cat goat thanks even if tou don’t and can you add those too goat simulator the first series? Bye..Version: 1.9.7

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AND FUNNY ps WORTH 7$THIS GAME…XD it’s soooooo awesome and every time I fail or hit a person I end up cracking my head off (basically it’s just such a well made game and it’s soooo funny!!! It’s also sooooooo worth the price and like it’s like so massive like each map is so well made and there is sooo much goats! GREAT GAME 👌.Version: 1.9.7

Recommend!!This game allows a lot of creativity. It allows you to live your life as a crazy goat and do whatever you want! It allows you to unlock heaps of cool avatars/characters when you complete easy and fun tasks. 10/10 recommend it to everyone!.Version: 1.9.6

Does anybody else get headaches?Nice simple game. But can be very laggy at times and freezes up or shuts down. Slight annoyance. What is more bothering is that i get headaches playing the game. Googled it and saw others with similar issue? They said it has smth to do with the quality being so low?.Version: 1.9.7

BugsGoat simulator has too many bugs in it please report the bugs please that making goat simulator crash it’s very annoying please fix?.Version: 1.9.7

Good but I want new mapsYou need new maps like a sandbox map or a map editor or goat editor or something like that I really like the game though but I want new stuff other wise I say make it so moving cars can crash and stop like the payday version or something,do that and I’ll be happy otherwise I’m good.Version: 1.9.7

I MADE A STORY LOLWith goat payday, the goat city bay and goatville, I made my own story with a penguin called ‘amigo penguin’. It all started in goat city bay where I bought the Mexican hat, amigo penguin was trying to find some documents but enemys everywhere had fake documents and amigo penguin was trying to find the real one. GREAT BY THE WAY SO GOOD JOB.Version: 1.9.7

Fun but dark secretsI like goat simulator but I found some dark secrets playing on different devices,Once today I found a creepy thing in the city map One time on my sisters iPad on the map back to school the tree can actually whack you the one that looks like one from Harry Potter seriously, do not discover those dark secrets.Version: 1.9.7

Good but...Pls make more goats I have 3 ideas. 1.spike goat: to find it you need to find a hedgehog and headbutt it if you press pow it make spikes appear from the ground it looks like a hedgehog. 2.explosive goat: you know that thing where you get the tnt and put it on this thing and it turns the statue into a goat? Well you should get a goat that has tnt and bombs and stuff around its body and when you press pow it throws a bomb 3.school goat: when you do the A-apple B-apple ect: you should get this goat that looks like an apple with a goat head (that bounces around) and when you press pow it shoots a random apple in its derection. If you do add these pls give credit.Version: 1.9.7

It’s Awesome worth the moneyIt’s really good everybody should have it but the reason I gave it 4 stars is the crash every 5 mins so I have to close the app and restart which is annoying. It freezes. Kind Regards Someone.Version: 1.9.7

App packThe games themselves are great but even though I bought four games seperatly in the app pack since i did not want all of them at first, the pack is still $30 even though on all the other app packs it says complete pack for: and then a cheeper price. I love these games though and I would reccomend them for anyone. There are countless suprises! ❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁.Version: 1.9.4

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Coffee Stain Publishing
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Goat Simulator 1.9.7 Update

Version 1.9.7 (2017-10-23): This app has been updated by Apple to use the latest Apple signing certificate. - Bug Fixes.